Dear ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you pull the clothes off my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Judith.

<finally with internet in my own little appartment now>

<3 Vanessa btw